Markus Roberts

Markus

Biography

Markus J. Q. Roberts has been pulling stunts like this on the computer industry for over thirty years.

Open Source Bridge 2013

Sessions for this user

* How to multiply small integers while <del>Markus</del> human

Thank you! I'm glad someone read the description of this talk on line and remembered to answer Aardvark -- if you hadn't done that, the excerpt wouldn't have actually been part of the talk, and the very fabric of reality could have been threatened!
Chemistry
Markus Roberts

Open Source Bridge 2012

Sessions for this user

* Go Go Gallimaufry

At one point it was popular to refer to the eyes as windows to the soul, and common wisdom accepted that you could learn a great deal about a person's inner thoughts by looking at their eyes. Then that notion fell out of fashion, except perhaps in love songs. But once we learned how to track people's eye motions, record them, and analyse the data, we realized that there may have been something to it.
Chemistry
Markus Roberts

Open Source Bridge 2011

Sessions for this user

* Snooze, the Totally RESTful Language

As you can see we get a "403 Forbidden" in response to our "POST /integer/5/increment"...can anyone tell me why? It worked when we did "PUT /variable/x/let/integer/5" followed by "POST /variable/x/increment", so why can't we do it directly?
Hacks
Markus Roberts

Open Source Bridge 2010

Sessions for this user

* Copyright lawyers can Gödel

"This compression algorithm is of course very inefficient, at least when applied to a small collection of documents. But if you were to apply it to a larger collection, say, all the music ever recorded and all movies ever made, some gains may be realized...
Hacks
Markus Roberts

* When Everything Looks Like A Nail

Markus: Nautilus? I thought you said noodle house! Matt: Wait, wait, I think I see her head!! Markus: Are you sure? Matt: Maybe It's Not Her Head...
Hacks
Markus Roberts, Matt Youell

Open Source Bridge 2009

Sessions for this user

* Spindle, Mutilate and Metaprogram: How far _can_ you push it before there be dragons?

Maybe the edge isn’t as close as we thought it was. Maybe you can do some really funky things with your language without accidentally summoning eldritch spirits. Or maybe not. The only way to find out is to try it—or, if you are of the more prudent proclivities, to watch someone else try it.
Hacks
Markus Roberts, Matt Youell

Proposals for this user

* Test Overdriven Development with OMAPS

Are you tired of writing code? Wish you could get your computer to write it for you? Are you confused by complicated concepts like generative programming and genetic algorithms? Well the answer to your dreams is here. We've taken the principles of Genetic Algorithms, removed the complicated logic, and created the automated code generation system of your dreams*! *Assuming you snort mescaline right before bedtime. Which you shouldn't.
Hacks 2009-04-11 04:54:30 +0000
Markus Roberts, Matt Youell